Trump Tries to Prove He Is Fitter Than Biden by Playing Fetch with Pence on White House Lawn
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an attempt to demonstrate that he is in better physical condition than President-elect Joe Biden, Donald J. Trump spent part of Monday morning playing fetch with Mike Pence on the White House lawn. The press corps was invited to the event, at which Trump, seated …
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