Fauci Urges Trump to Remain on Golf Course Until Pandemic Is Over
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Sharply disagreeing with critics of Donald J. Trump’s weekend visit to the Trump National Golf Club, Dr. Anthony Fauci has urged Trump to remain on the golf course until the pandemic is over. “The people who are giving you a hard time about your golf trip are just …
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