AvatarWonketteFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoWelcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Ankle Breaker!wonkette.com - Matthew HooperGreetings, Wonketeers! I’m Hooper, your bartender. This will probably be the last cocktail I’ll write for you on this platform – we’re moving to …
AvatarWonketteFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoWe're Still Charging New Jan 6 Treason Dipsh*ts? It's Like Cleaning Out That One Junk Drawer!wonkette.com - Doktor Zoomit's been two and a half years since Donald Trump's Chosen Creeples tried to end democracy, and the Feds are still shaking treason bedbugs out of the …
AvatarWonketteFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoLet's Watch This Absurdly Handsome UPS Driver Explain The Upcoming Strikewonkette.com - Robyn PennacchiaIt's a big week for labor! In addition to the SAG-AFTRA strike, it's looking as though the 340,000 unionized UPS workers are about to strike as well …
AvatarWonketteFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoGeorgia Sues 'True The Vote' Election Deniers For Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is, A-holeswonkette.com - Liz DyeThis week the State Election Board of Georgia sued True the Vote, Inc in Fulton County Superior Court to force the non-profit to turn over evidence …
AvatarWonketteFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoTyrant Gavin Newsom To Force Harvey Milk Down Wingnut School District's Throatswonkette.com - Doktor ZoomLast fall, a trio of rightwing candidates running on a culture war platform won the majority of the seats on the five-member school board for …
AvatarWonketteFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoNancy Mace Thirsts For A Different GOP, Legislative Moderation, Human Bloodwonkette.com - Gary LegumPsst, hey! Buddy! Psst! Over here!That’s right, it’s me, Nancy Mace, principled moderate Republican congresswoman who occasionally bucks the party …
AvatarWonketteBut How Is Ronald Reagan To Blame For Actors Strike? We're Glad You Asked!wonkette.com - Robyn PennacchiaAt noon Pacific (3 p.m. Eastern) today, the Screen Actors Guild and the American Federation of Television and Radio Artists (SAG-AFTRA) will be …
AvatarWonketteFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoNew Maine Law Wicked Smaht, Will Save Trans Teens' Lives, Ayuhwonkette.com - Doktor ZoomA round of applause for the state of Maine (Motto: "No, we're not Canada. Yes, we speak English"), where Gov. Janet Mills (D) earlier this week …
AvatarWonketteFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoDid Melania Get Paid $155,000 To Put On Some Damn Pants And Walk Downstairs At Her Own House?wonkette.com - Evan HurstFile under "Nice fuckin' grift if you can get it" and "These goddamned people" and "Wait is that legal?"The New York Times (gift link) is reporting …
AvatarWonketteFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoSome Asshole Michigan Salon Owner Wants To Be World-Famous For Being Bigotwonkette.com - Evan HurstYou might be thinking, "Wait, a hair salon that isn't LGBTQ+ friendly? What does that involve? Just a bunch of bumpits and girls getting fancied up to …
AvatarWonketteFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoScam Alert: A Fake Fodor’s Travel Is Bilking People Out of Thousands! Tabs, Fri., July 14, 2023wonkette.com - Rebecca SchoenkopfNinety-eight percent of SAG-AFTRA actors have authorized the union to join the writers strike. Say goodbye to television, your only friend. …
AvatarWonketteFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoJon McNaughton Improves History, Has Trump, Tucker, Alex Jones Founding Americawonkette.com - Doktor ZoomAmerica's greatest art troll, Jon McNaughton, has returned to the large-format rightwing fever dream style that brought him fame all those years ago …